Chrissy using her new skull bottle opener.
She's not a stripper but we'll gladly take your dollars. We use them to buy batteries, duct tape, and sandwiches.
Terry and Paul didn't bring me a beer like they promised, so I'm posting this photo as a warning: I can just as easily take one that you don't want anyone to see. Happy Birthday to the You Know Who!
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Damn Keith....I'm sorry when Terry handed me the Miller I thought "hmmm she wants me to change beers for some reason"....Damn it was good & cold too!!!!! hahaha
So now we owe you 2 more with a whiskey chaser! Stay cool and thanks for not posting the pic of me getting pepper sprayed & arrestd. Cuz it's not cool when your in the fetal position crying for your momma!!! lol
Hilarious! That was so funny, all is forgiven.
(But I still want them beers!)
Thanks for the comment.
Lol!
But I learned a valuable lesson. - If you can bear with me. I’ll keep the story short…It went something like this:
I woke-up with a frozen vegetable package on my head, used as an ice-pack (I think it was green pee’s) -And a crude bandage of toilet paper & duck-tape….I gestured to Terry and told her to get me a note pad….I wrote the following:
Note to self #1 – Refer to the nice DPS Trooper as “Sir” and thank him for services rendered; vs’s “Go fuk yourself”
Note to self #2 – DPS Troopers don’t have a sense of humor….They really don’t like being flicked-off and yelled “Catch me if you can, dip-shit”!
Note to self #3 – Don’t park in a “crips” oops I mean a Disabled parking slot and run into the Valero with a beer in-hand and buy another case that you really don’t need!
After articulating my assessment onto paper….Terry read it and said “I told you I was gonna call the police on your dumbass”
ref' - Life & Times - Paul's Memoir
THIS TIME AROUND YOU GOT BOTH TITS AND ASS....AND I UST SAY MY ASS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD IN THOSE JEANS..LOL ;-D
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