Sunday, September 13, 2009

A Revolutionary Idea

Start on time and rock so hard the audience is reduced to pointing and grunting when trying to order drinks

Chrissy using her new skull bottle opener.







She's not a stripper but we'll gladly take your dollars.
We use them to buy batteries, duct tape, and sandwiches.

Terry and Paul didn't bring me a beer like they promised, so I'm posting this photo as a warning: I can just as easily take one that you don't want anyone to see.

Happy Birthday to the You Know Who!

4 comments:

Bliss Head said...

Finally got account set-up!

Damn Keith....I'm sorry when Terry handed me the Miller I thought "hmmm she wants me to change beers for some reason"....Damn it was good & cold too!!!!! hahaha
So now we owe you 2 more with a whiskey chaser! Stay cool and thanks for not posting the pic of me getting pepper sprayed & arrestd. Cuz it's not cool when your in the fetal position crying for your momma!!! lol

KeithAlanK said...

Hilarious! That was so funny, all is forgiven.
(But I still want them beers!)
Thanks for the comment.

Bliss Head said...

Lol!
But I learned a valuable lesson. - If you can bear with me. I’ll keep the story short…It went something like this:

I woke-up with a frozen vegetable package on my head, used as an ice-pack (I think it was green pee’s) -And a crude bandage of toilet paper & duck-tape….I gestured to Terry and told her to get me a note pad….I wrote the following:

Note to self #1 – Refer to the nice DPS Trooper as “Sir” and thank him for services rendered; vs’s “Go fuk yourself”

Note to self #2 – DPS Troopers don’t have a sense of humor….They really don’t like being flicked-off and yelled “Catch me if you can, dip-shit”!

Note to self #3 – Don’t park in a “crips” oops I mean a Disabled parking slot and run into the Valero with a beer in-hand and buy another case that you really don’t need!

After articulating my assessment onto paper….Terry read it and said “I told you I was gonna call the police on your dumbass”

ref' - Life & Times - Paul's Memoir

MS.BLISS said...

THIS TIME AROUND YOU GOT BOTH TITS AND ASS....AND I UST SAY MY ASS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD IN THOSE JEANS..LOL ;-D